Stank Bank
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money
extracts

Small-batch flower, live resin, badder and diamonds out of single-source runs. Cold-cured, terp-heavy, and stinky enough to get you side-eyed on the bus.

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01 / Cold cure72-hour cure at 55°F
02 / Single sourceOne farm, one strain, one run
03 / Full panelPesticide + solvent tested
04 / Vault sealedSmell-proof, tamper-evident

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Strain ledger

What's in the vault this month

Skunk Ledger

Indica · farm: hollow creek

The house workhorse. Sticky purple bud that presses into a dark, grape-forward resin with a diesel finish.

MyrceneCaryophylleneLimonene

Cold Cash

Sativa · farm: 9th street co-op

Sharp sour lime and green pepper. Crystalizes fast, which is why it ends up as diamonds nine runs out of ten.

TerpinoleneLimoneneOcimene

Nightshift

Indica · farm: hollow creek

Grown for the late-run pull. Candy nose, heavy body, and the reason our badder sells out by Saturday.

MyrceneLinaloolHumulene

Every jar
has a receipt

Each batch gets a full panel before it hits the counter. Scan the lot number on the lid — potency, terps, residual solvents, pesticides, heavy metals, microbials.

BatchProductTotal THCCOA
SB-0414-LRSkunk Ledger78.4%on request
SB-0412-BDGreen Deposit81.2%on request
SB-0409-DMCold Cash92.6%on request
SB-0407-CTBlue Hoodie88.0%on request
SB-0402-DMVault Key94.1%on request
Stank Bank
Since 2019

We started
in a garage
with one press

Two growers, one busted rosin press, and a stubborn belief that extracts should smell like the plant they came from. Seven years later we still run everything in-house — fresh-frozen in, jarred by hand, out the door in under a week.

40+Batches a year
6Partner farms
0Distillate ever

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